How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested.

What's yellow and lies in a pond?

Disclaimer: I don't know how well this joke will work in English. What's yellow and lies in a pond? An excevator. You don't think this is funny? Neither does the operator.

Who wears a red suit and knows if you were naughty or nice?

The Spanish Inquisition.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

Where's the election victory that you promised me?

Satan: Where's the soul that you said you had

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.