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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Who'd win if Batman fought Santa?

Before u say Batman, just remember who's watching you answer.

What's black and blue and about to hurt someone?

Batman thinking about his dead parents.

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What happened to the Christian family when they didn't pay their exorcist?

THEIR HOUSE GOT REPOSSESSED!

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Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.

Why did the melons get married in a church?

Because they cantaloupe.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What do you call Batman when he runs out of church?

Christian bale

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What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10?

Because Windows 7 ate 9!!!