What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What do you get if you group 8 sodium atoms together?

Batman.

What does Batman get in his drink?

Just Ice

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What's it called when Batman walks out of church?

Christian Bale Hah

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What's the difference between a lady in church and a lady in a bathtub?

The lady in church has hope in her soul.

What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

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What is it called when Batman wants to leave Church early?

Christian Bale.

What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

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What do women and rocks have in common?

You can skip the flat ones.

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes