What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What is it called when Batman leaves church?

Christian Bale...

What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

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