What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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What does Batman take in his whiskey?

Just ice.

Why couldn't Batman go fishing?

Because Robin ate the worms.

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Who was the nose's favorite Christian mystic?

Nostrildamus

How many Christian women does it take to change a lightbulb?

Nun

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What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

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What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

How do you stop a charging bull?

Take away its credit card!*** wa-waa-waaaa! Skip