What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

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Why couldn't Batman go to the movie?

Because it was rated "PG"

What happend to the guys who kidnapped Batman?

They got Bale.

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Why could Neo from The Matrix never be a Christian?

Because he has his own Hole-y Trinity

What do Batman films and religious farms have in common?

They may have a Christian Bale in them.

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What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

What's the difference between a woman in the bath and a woman at church?

Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.

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What do you call it when Batman skips church..?

Christian Bale.

What's it called when Batman doesn't go to church?

Christian BALE!

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip