What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What's an empty suit of armor doing on the drivers side of a car?

He went out for the knight. OK I'll leave now

What do you call a Knight that cuts beef?

Sir Loin.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What did Saint Patrick say as he drove the snakes out of Ireland?

Are ye alright in the back there lads?