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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Why should you not throw stones at a knight?

Because heavy metal is harder than rock.

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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

Why can't you trust snakes?

They speak with forked tongues!