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What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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How do you call a robber in a suit of armor?

A thief in the knight

Where live the knights of the round bed?

They live in Cameltoe.

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What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang letters!

What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!