What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A MIDI-val file.

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What did one snake say to another?

Hiss off!

Why are snakes so difficult to pick up in Japan?

Because in Japan, snakes are hebi.