What do you call a snake that has been knighted?

Sir Pent...

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Why do they call it the Dark Ages?

Because of all the "knights"

Which knight of the round table had Diabetes?

Sir Lance-a-lot

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Why don't snakes have legs?

Because otherwise they'd be lizards.

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna