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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

What do you call a cow that gets hit by a car?

A dead cow! (My 5-year old made up this joke)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

Why did the Siamese Twins travel to England?

So the other one could drive

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What does all Audi owners have in common?

A golden d

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.