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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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How do you prove that your dog loves you more than your wife?

Lock them both in the trunk of the car for an hour, then open it up and see which one of them is happier to see you.

Why is there a broom in the driveway?

Me: So your mom doesn't have to borrow the car

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Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

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What did the cowboy say upon entering the German dealership?

Audi

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.