What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

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What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance?

Because it can't drive a car without making it all denty.

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What do a blonde and a car have in common?

They can both drive you crazy.

Whole Foods Cashier: Do you have your grocery bags?

Me: Kidding At $6 an apple you should drive them home and make an apple pie for me.

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What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

What does a German say at a Dude Ranch?

AUDI.