What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Previous Random Joke Next

Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Why are hurricanes named after women?

Because they arrive wet and wild then leave with your house and car

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

Why did nVidia build the first self-driving car?

Because their drivers keep crashing.

Audi Jokes More Audi Jokes

What did the cowboy say as he walked into a German car garage?

Audi

What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!