Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

What do you call a bear that is missing all of its teeth??

A Gummy Bear!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Why does LeVar Burton not like to travel by airplane?

He usually flies twice as high.

What do you call a large vehicle that travels the world serving breakfast?

Universal cereal bus

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.