Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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What kind of trails does a crazy person travel?

Psychopaths. (I hate myself)

What has four legs and is always ready to travel?

A zebra with a private jet.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What do you call two Mormons caught in the rain?

Washing your whites on a rinsed cycle.

Whats the difference between an environmentalist and a dog sitting in the rain?

Eventually the dog sitting in the rain will stop whinging.

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Yellow Brick Road Jokes More Yellow Brick Road Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.