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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

What does the guy who has been backpacking just a bit too long miss most about home?

A home-cooked shower.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

Where do black person go to travel cross-country?

The Newport (My first joke, sorry if bad 8)

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What gets less rain than the Sahara Desert?

The sun!

What's worse than raining buckets?

A) Hailing taxis!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why are people afraid to play poker in Africa?

Too many Cheetahs.

Where'd you get it?

Africa," says the parrot.

Yellow Brick Road Jokes More Yellow Brick Road Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa