Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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What's missing from Star Wars 7?

Nobody's limbs.

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

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Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbered packs?

Because they can't even.

Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a medal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

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Why do cows lie down in the rain?

To keep each udder dry.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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Where'd you get him?

The parrot replies, "Africa".

What do you call a vehicle with no fuel in Africa?

Outtagascar

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.