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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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Why is the USA so bad at chess?

Because they are missing two towers.

What did the carnivore say to the vegan?

That's a missed-steak

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What do you call a traveling Pope?

A Roamin' Catholic.

Why do soviet policemen travel in groups of three?

One to read, one to write, and one to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What's big and grey and protects you from the rain?

An umbrellaphant!

What did the Goat living in Manama say when it starting raining?

BAAAHH RAIN!

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

Where do men have the most curly hair?

In Africa

Yellow Brick Road Jokes More Yellow Brick Road Jokes

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa