Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

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Whose funeral was this photo taken at?

John, serious tone: "I dunno. Let's see who's missing" possible funniest thing john has said

What do you call inexplicably missing aioli?

Awoli.

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

Why do clouds make good Kings?

Because they have rain over every country in the world.

What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common?

Both are a glaze

Africa Jokes More Africa Jokes

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..

How do parents in Africa celebrate their kid's first birthday?

They bring flowers to his grave.

Yellow Brick Road Jokes More Yellow Brick Road Jokes

Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Who sits at the end of the yellow brick road surfing the Net?

The www.izard of Oz.