Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

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How much is half of 8?

Pupil: Up and down or across Teacher: What do you mean Pupil: Well up and down makes a 3 or across the middle leaves a 0!

What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros?

They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits.

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

Why are pirates so mean?

They just ARRRRRRRRRRR!!!