What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

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Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing?

MT (empty)

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.