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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

What do you get when you cross and elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

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Why are teachers happy at Halloween parties?

Because there is lots of school spirit!

How much rest does a bad Sheppard get?

Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights.

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Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.