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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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Why are dogs in a lot of pain?

Because they chew balls.

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

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When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!