Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

Why was the ghost sad?

A lot of different reasons.

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Why was the headmaster worried?

Because there were too many rulers in school!

What is a ghost's favorite part of school?

Spirit week.