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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

What is your first wish?

Joe: I want to be rich. Genie: Granted. What is your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

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What are you going to be when you get out of school?

An old man!

How do you like going to school?

Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!