Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they are really good at it

Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

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Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

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Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind...

How do bees go to school?

They take the buzz