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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?

THEY KEPT DROPPING THEIR TRUNKS!

How do you get down off of an elephant?

You don't, you get down off of a duck.

Lot Jokes More Lot Jokes

What do you have to know to be an auctioneer?

Lots

How do you write an essay that blows people away?

With lots of drafts

School Jokes More School Jokes

How do Singaporean swimmers get educated?

Joseph schooling

Where're we going?

Who the hell did I just drop off at school!