Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant and a kangaroo?

Big holes all over Australia!

What's big, grey and makes you jump?

The elephant of surprise.

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Why was the haunted mansion self conscious?

Because it got a lot of creepy stairs. FML.

Why do black people wear lots of chains?

It's a habit that stuck from when they were slaves.

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What 3 candies do you find in school?

Redhots, DumDums, and smarties.

What does a Gorilla learn first in school?

The Apey-cees!