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Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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How do you put elephant in the fridge?

Answer is open the door and just put the elephant in the fridge.

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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Why do cows never walk out of horror movies?

They're able to stomach a lot.

How do you make a violin sound like a viola?

Play in the low register with a lot of wrong notes.

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What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?

He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.