Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What do elephants do in the evenings?

Watch elevision!

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Why was the diamond depressed?

He had been under a lot of pressure lately.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

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What was the seal's favorite subject in school?

ART ART ART!

Where's the school for the blind?

It's hard to see.