Why do elephants do well in school?

Because they have a lot of grey matter!

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Why do elephants have flat feet?

From jumpin' outta palm trees, duh

What you gon' do with all that junk?

All that junk inside your trunk I'ma get get get get you a Neti Pot - a concerned vet to an elephant

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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What subject are snakes good at school?

Hiss-tory!

What do you call an ant who skips school?

A truant!