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What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

Why did the lion spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny.

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.