What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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Lion Jokes More Lion Jokes

What if the lion's too close?

Picking up tiny stool "we've thought of that"

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle