What did the Lion say to the Rhino?

Y NO LEGS!

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

How do lions like their steaks?

RAWR

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What do you do to an elephant with 3 balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.