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What's the difference between a garbanzo pea and a chick pea?

I've never had a garbanzo pea on my face.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between art and junk?

A plaque.

How can you tell the difference between a weasel and a stoat?

One is weasely identifiable while the other is stoatally different.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why do ghosts like going out?

So they can drink boo-ze and get sheet-faced.

What do me and a mirror have in common?

A.When we see your face we both crack up!

Chick Pea Jokes More Chick Pea Jokes

What is the difference between a lentil and a chick pea?

Well, for starters I would never pay $200 to have a lentil on my face.

What did the chick pea say when it got a stomach ache?

I falafel.