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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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How do you get a drummer off your doorstep?

You pay for the pizza.

What celebrity never payed with a cheque or credit?

Johnny Cash.