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What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!