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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

What position does the pig play in football?

Loinback.

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What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment