What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happened to be, she, and they......when they were discovered face-down in the mud?

They were PRONOUNS dead

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

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What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What starts with F and ends in UCK?

Fire truck.

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What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?

A mosquito can "fly", but a fly can not "mosquito".

How is it that magic carpets are able to fly?

They are powered by turban engines.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

What animal do you get when shake a pig?

A ham-stir

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment