What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's wrong with the plane that flies to Holland?

It Netherlands.

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.