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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly...

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.