What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What did the pig say when his brother rolled on him?

Heavy!

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Why was the cop absent from work?

He had swine flu

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!