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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why do pigs like February 14th?

They get lots of Valenswines.

What did the pig say to the drunk man?

Licence and registration please.

Swine Flu Jokes More Swine Flu Jokes

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.