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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What did the terrorist Redditor say on the plane?

Wow, this blew up!

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

What do you call a pig sitting on a hog?

Usually they prefer to be called "officer"

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu?

One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment.