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What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

Why were people in the Twin Towers so upset?

They ordered pepperoni but all they got was plane

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Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

Because it was always running out of the pen.

What's hard and pink?

A pig with a flick knife.

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How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!