What happened when pigs started flying?

Everyone got swine flu

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What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

What happened when two hydrogen atoms collided?

The doctor had to heal-ium.

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Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

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Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

What keeps fish from flying of Niagara Falls?

They don't have a pilots license.

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What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What do you call a pig that can't be seen?

Hamouflage

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How did the pig get out of the tree?

The swine flu.

How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu?

One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment