What does a pig put on his cut?

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Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

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Where do flying pigs land?

The airpork!

What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What does a pig put on his cut?

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