What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

Why did the Pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

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Where do pigs park their cars?

In porking lots.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

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What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".

What does a pig use for his skin?

Oinkment.