What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

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What did the pig say when he found a line of ants in his trough?

Mmm. Canapes.

What are pigskins used for?

Holding the pig together.

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What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

What's the difference between swine flu and bird flu?

For swine flu you need "Oinkment", for bird flu you need "Tweetment".