What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do dwarves use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars

Why don't you buy drugs from an Emo?

Their stuff is always cut.

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When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

What do you call a pig with the flu?

A swine swine.

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What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.

What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?

If you have bird flu you need tweetment. If you have swine flu you need oinkment.