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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

Amaized.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What do you end up with when your pig smokes pot?

Baked ham.

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How did they cure the swine flu?

With oinkment.

What's the difference between Swine flu, and Bird flu?

One requires 'oinkment' and the other needs 'tweetment'. i'm sorry.