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What does a pig put on his cut?

Oinkment

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What's the cutest part of a house?

The awning. I know, I'm sorry.

How was the roman empire cut in half?

With a pair of caesars

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What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What do you give a sick pig?

Oinkment!

What do you do for a pig with sore muscles?

Rub him with oinkment.