Sick.
Nobody. The pigs all jump in.
They don't like to get that far from the table.
Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.
A lot of crackling on the line!
Licence and registration please.
He split a seam in his blue ones.
To keep the pig in one piece.
When it's oink-ognito.
Bacon and scrambled leggs.
The swine flu (joke my dad made up a couple years back during all this)
Crashing boars.
The airpork!
Mmm. Canapes.
A ham ham.
He heard the food was a mess.
To play the slop machine!
Hamouflage
In his hog cabin!
A pig pig.
It was Valenswine's Day.
Bacon would go up!
To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.
He's making bankon.
Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks
A pig with a flick knife.
I don't know but when it sits on your electric wire and sings all your lights go out
She might squeal on you.
He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.
Swine Lake!
Because it came out of the pen.
Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch
Pig-up trucks!
When he recycles garbage into ham.
To start some bacon
A swine swine.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.
He was a little shoat.
He was dis-gruntled!
In a hambulance
They get lots of Valenswines.
A pig up truck
A pork chop!
Piiig
Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters
They both hand out long sentences.
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty
At a school for higher loining.
Because he always plays with Pooh.
Nobody does your job for you when you're out
An extroverted physicist looks at shoes when they're talking to you.
We saw that same joke two days ago
Holy Braille
Poverty
You pay a buccaneer.
Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
They got tired of all the minotaurs.
Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.
A palm-agranate!
