Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?

They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.

What are the 4 dirtiest streets in Philadelphia?

Turner, Front, Mascher, Cherry

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Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

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What are 5 black people in a red car?

A KitKat.

When does a pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane