Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

What's the difference between a 3 figure and a 4-figure suit?

1 figure, literally and figuratively.

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What's the worst kind of joke?

Clickbait. Edit: Added a space which triggered someone.

Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

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When a programmer is born, what are their first words?

Hello world!

How soon?

The frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. "In ten." "Ten what Ten years Ten-" "Nine." "Eight."

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How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.