Why was Six afraid of Seven?

Because Seven was a registered six offender.

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven...?

Because

How many letters are there in the Pirate Alphabet?

Ten. Aye, aye, arr, and the seven seas.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 is a registered six offender.

Why was the 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a registered six offender... that's not a laughing matter...

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Why didn't the cashier get the punchline?

It didn't register.

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.