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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, two at lunch, and three in the evening?

A cannibal

What is the difference between a girl from London and a Kitkat?

You only get 4 fingers in a Kitkat.

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Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What's a ducks favourite snack?

Quackers! **EDIT: Spelling**

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Who's there! Aladdin! Aladdin who?

Aladdin the street wants a word with you!

What are the three words you dread the most while making love?

Honey, I'm home.

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Why was Fibonacci afraid of 5?

Because 5 8 13!

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!