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What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

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Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

How does a orphan change a light bulb?

They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z***

Mean Jokes More Mean Jokes

What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?

His desk is level

Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size?

The Ns justify the means.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Dell Service Reps does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, I am on hold.

How many babies does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

How tough was medical school for a dog like you?

DR DOG: *thinking back on all the homework he ate* It wasn't easy

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

Dude Jokes More Dude Jokes

What would you call the mailman if he got fired?

I don't know, just some dude.

Where are the colored printers?

I said "Dude... it's 2014, you can use whichever printer you want"

House Jokes More House Jokes

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

What the hell is this REstraining Order?

I never even got a Straining Order I'm gonna go over to her house and sort this out.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

Why did the rich guy crash his car?

He wanted to see how the Mercedes bends

Horse Jokes More Horse Jokes

What does the horse call the pigs on his farm?

Neigh-boars.

Why did the horse stumble?

He was de-stable-ized.