An air mattress.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
Because one egg is un oeuf.
An un-in.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
None. PETA can't change anything.
The Ottoman Empire.
One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*
A bread-stick-em-up!
They're on a stable diet.
Because those men have got Stable jobs.
Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
A business major asks, "How can we finance this " A liberal arts major asks, "Do you want fries with that "
Trying to hold on to a thought.
For throwing out all the w's.
