An air mattress.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Got stacks of em! First one's on the house
When he runs into a wall with a hard-on and grabs his nose first!
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
They've both had a downy inside em.
Bill front (Money jokes i got em)
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Because he was hit by a truck
To get to the other side.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
You gotta be chitin me!
Got yer nose!
Both want to be real boys
She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Dans un bon-apartement.
That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!
Because it was on the house.
