Stack Jokes

What do you call a hundred blondes stacked up on each other?

An air mattress.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

Why do orphans like tennis?

Only place they can get love

What did one orphan say to another?

Get in the Batmobile Robin.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why cant a bicykle stand on its own?

Because its two tired! *badum tiss*

What happens when Vladimir Putin stands up too fast?

Head Russian...

Ottoman Empire Jokes More Ottoman Empire Jokes

Why did the Ottoman empire collapse?

Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.

What's the difference between the inverse of sec(o) and the smallest region in the former Ottoman Empire?

One is cos(o), the other is Kosovo

Qualify Jokes More Qualify Jokes

Why didn't Napoleon qualify for the urgent marrow transplant?

They couldn't get his bonepart

Blonde Jokes More Blonde Jokes

Why do men prefer blondes?

Men always like intellectual company

What Do You Call A Brunette Standing Between Two Blondes?

A)..... The Interpreter.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?

Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.

How many servers does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, it's not my side work.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

Why did the cowboy ride his horse?

Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did Timmy fall off his bike?

Because Bill threw a mattress at him.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed