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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Can't be done, it's a hardware problem.

How many brewers does it take to change a light bulb?

Third as many as for a regular bulb.

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Who's there! Ayatollah! Ayatollah who?

Ayatollah you already!

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How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...