How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many literalists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it.

How many alternative school kids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, but they get extra credits for it

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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