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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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Why couldn't the Engineer Manager screw his wife?

Sorry I don't have the tools, I only supervise.

How many publishers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three. One to screw it in and two more to hold down the editor.

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How many 2nd AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Uh...standby I'll check on that.

How many people from the future does it take to change a light bulb?

The lightbulb works fine...

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Who's there! Ayatollah! Ayatollah who?

Ayatollah you already!

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I've got this neat candle holder...