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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. We don't address hardware issues.

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

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How many bees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but how do they get in there?

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Two at most.

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Who's there! Ayatollah! Ayatollah who?

Ayatollah you already!

How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

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How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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