How many non-sequiturs does it take to change a light bulb?

Yes

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!

How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella.

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How many Screenwriters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

The bulbs IN and it's staying IN!

How many drummers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Three. 1 to screw it in and 2 to talk about how much better Neil Peart could've done it