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Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

American Jokes More American Jokes

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

Why is it bad to have a strong American dollar?

It's harder to break bills.

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What's the difference between a drunk driver, and a stoned driver?

The drunk driver will drive right through a stop sign. The stoned driver will stop and wait for it to turn green.

What did the stoned alpaca say to the other stoned alpaca?

Alpaca 'nother bong

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Why was everybody too afraid to go to the barber?

He committed barbercide.

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What do Muslim children color with?

A Quran

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)