American Woman Jokes

Whats the difference between american women and middle eastern women?

American women get stoned before they commit adultery..

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What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

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Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

Why shouldn't you give Muslim Women drugs?

They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)

Adultery Jokes More Adultery Jokes

What's the difference between a Muslim woman and an American one?

An American woman gets stoned *before* she commits adultery.

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

Why do drug dealers love muslim people?

Because they always get stoned

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What is black and in jail?

A black man who committed a crime.

What did the samurai do...?

Q: What did the samurai do when he was dishonored by his inability to complete the crossword puzzle? A: He committed ritual sudoku.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why did the muslim with a toothache go to the airport?

For a free cavity search.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between ooh and aah?

Just three inches.

What Is Difference Between Bomb And Condom.?

In A Bomb Blast Population Decrease.. * But.. * In A Condom Blast Population Increase..!

American Jokes More American Jokes

What dog would you want on your American football team?

A golden receiver!

Why do Americans order their dates Month/Day/Year?

Because 11/9 just doesn't have the same ring to it.