What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why aren't the Eagles worried about big cats sneaking up on them?

They know there ain't no way to hide those lion eyes.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call an armoire that is secretly used as a closet?

A closet closet.

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What kind of Fuel does the Iron Giant run on?

Vin Diesel!

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

What noise annoys a noisy oyster?

A noisy noise annoys a noisy oyster.