April Sale - 20% Off

What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

Previous Random Joke Next

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What if we need to hide bodies?

Me: I love you.

What does a barber yell when he plays hide-and-go-seek?

Ready or not, hair I comb!

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?

Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

Vin Diesel Jokes More Vin Diesel Jokes

Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What's the best way to get a hold of Vin Diesel?

IM Groot.

Noise Jokes More Noise Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

Why do bagpipers walk when they play?

They're trying to get away from the noise.