What are you hiding in there?

Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.

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How do you starve a right wing christian?

Hide their money in their bible.

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He used a krypton-currency.

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Why didn't the homophobe decorate his house for Halloween?

Because his skeleton was in the closet

What do you call a bunch of Lesbians in a closet?

A liquor cabinet.

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Why can't Vin Diesel differentiate Thanksgiving Turkey from his best friend?

Because they're both roasted

What does black Vin Diesel smell like?

What does black vin diesel smell like Vinegar.

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What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

What noise did the dumbbells make when they were dropped?

Dong-Ding.