Because he left a residue at every pole.
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Residue.
Hint on Cauchy-Riemann theorem) A: Because it leaves residues at each Pole.
One to start screwing it in and the rest to vote 'em off the ladder.
Survivor guilt.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
The Holocaust.
What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.
Shar pei
Her dog was blind too.
They both abhor a vacuum.
Your tongue might get stuck to a Pole.
Courtesy of my Uncle Rick
Because if we could I would edit a tweet with 2,000 retweets to say "RT if you hate puppies and babies."
Here's a hint: take the F out of Free and take the F out of Way
Hint: It's a dead giveaway.