Because he left a residue at every pole.
Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.
Someone who pole-vaults without a pole.
Because they pee on poles.
He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.
Two dogs howling at the moon.
Poll tree!
His surname
Russell
If you leave the yogurt for 100 years alone, it develops a culture.
Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.
Good idea. Hint: Good eye-deeeeah
An illogical situation imagined by a child.
Inconceivable.
He derives!
L'Hospital.