Cauchy Jokes

Why did the mathematician call his dog Cauchy?

Because he left a residue at every pole.

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Why couldn't Cauchy lose any weight?

Because every time he saw a street pole he imagined two pies.

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Pole Jokes More Pole Jokes

Why didn't Pope John Paul let dogs into the Vatican?

Because they pee on poles.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

Imagine Jokes More Imagine Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What is it called when a woman can't imagine having kids?

Inconceivable.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...

When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

Hate Jokes More Hate Jokes

Why do programmers hate designing flood defence simulations?

Because of the overflow errors!

Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode

What's the toughest type of pie?

Punkin pie

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

How do you do it?

Me- "It's easy, I just gain weight."

How do you weight a fish?

With a scale.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

What's the difference between a jar of mayonnaise and France?

If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.