Phone Number Jokes

What is the loneliest number?

My phone number, call me please!

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He forgot his Loggins

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A-social media

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What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

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Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

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What did the geologist say at the Chinese restaurant?

May I have Eurasian plate?

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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How do like really laid-back types answer the phone?

Mellow.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Why is there no phone books in China?

Because theres so many wings and wongs you wing the wong number.

Why doesn't China have a phone directory?

Because there are so many Wings and Wongs they'd still wing the wong number.

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What do you call a crappy skin cream?

Disappointment

How many disappointments can you fit into a van?

I don't know, I can't get them outside of the house.

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How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie

What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

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What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

What kind of house is easiest to pick up?

A light house.