Phone Number Jokes

What's the phone number of Clucking Bell?

99 6dip74545cheese

Why don't they have phone books in China?

Because everyone uses the Internet to look up phone numbers or people don't have landlines anymore and cell phone numbers aren't listed in the phone book. Also people use social media to communicate and connect with people.

Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?

No phone numbers.

What's your phone number?

Looks up from phone* Me: I don't have a phone. *looks down at phone* Coworker....

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

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Cell Phone Jokes More Cell Phone Jokes

Why should all teenagers get a case for their cell phones?

Because they should use protection to practice safe text

What do prisoners use to call each other?

Cell phones.

Facebook Jokes More Facebook Jokes

Why did voldermort used Twitter instead of Facebook?

Because he only had followers. Not friends.

What did Drake Bell say to Batman?

Sorry, still calling you Bruce! I found this on Facebook somewhere; I dunno who to get credit to.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the woman fall in love with the surgeon?

Because he cauterize.

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.

Phone Book Jokes More Phone Book Jokes

Why are there so many Johnson in he phone book?

They all have phones.

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

Chinese Jokes More Chinese Jokes

What do you call a Chinese conga line?

A Chu Chu train

Where do Chinese people live?

Chinatown

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

Wong Jokes More Wong Jokes

What did the doctor say when he delivered a blonde-haired baby to an expecting Chinese couple?

Two Wongs don't make a white

What did the Asian couple name their black baby?

Sum sing wong

Communicate Jokes More Communicate Jokes

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

What would be your main strength?

Well, I can communicate with animals... "Wow, impressive. Any weaknesses " They can't understand me.