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What were the very first straws made of?

Straw.

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What does the caller ID say?

Mom: It's a private caller. Dad: Don't answer that. We only pick up for ranks Lieutenant Caller and higher.

How many Public Radio hosts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.

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What is a test tube baby's biggest fear?

Dingos with straws....!!

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!