How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the blond take a ruler to bed?

To see how long she slept.

What does it mean when a man is in your bed, gasping for air, and calling your name?

You didn't hold down the pillow for long enough.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Whats the last thing you want to hear before you go to sleep?

Zippity Bop, Puddin' pop!

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

Shorten Jokes More Shorten Jokes

What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!