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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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Why did the spy stay in bed?

To stay under cover

How does an Alabama girl know shes in for a crazy night?

Her daddy says he wants her in bed by ten.

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

Where do books sleep?

Under their covers.

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.