How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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When is it time for bed at the Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

How does a lawyer sleep?

First he lies on one side, then he lies on the other. Credit: Nicholas Sparks from his book 'See Me' which I am reading now.

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What did the tailor say to his customer after shortening the length of his pants?

A-hem!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.