How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

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How do you know if there is an elephant in bed with you?

He has a big E on his pajamas.

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

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What do you call a sleeping police officer?

An undercover cop.

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

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Why did the artist go to the bakery?

For shortening!

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.