What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What is the most beautiful thing in the world?

Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why did a Chinese man ride a bike to the brothel?

To get laid.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the fisherman say to the street magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Cod! Cod who?

Cod red-handed!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.