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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

Why is The Hulk going to get laid tonight?

Because he is stronger than you.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the sick fish say when he got sick?

I've cod a cold.

What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

Why so long face?

Latvian say, "I was thinking of my daughter. She has been lie with soldier for potato feed baby."