Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
He made a grave mistake.
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"
With a spirit level!
He lays awake and wonders if there really is a dog.
Cod red-handed!
This scampi true! Whale I squid you not Oh cod I can't die Waterboat me You're so shellfish Fin
There was a loo tenant inside.
A seasoned veteran.
