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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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What kind of cats lay around the house?

Car-pets!

What happens to lawyers after they die?

They lie still.

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran