What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What's brown and steaming and lies behind the barracks?

Gomer's pile.

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a ginger and a brick?

Bricks get laid.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Cod Jokes More Cod Jokes

What did the atheist fisherman say when asked about his catch?

There is no cod

Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space?

Because no one on earth wants to buy it.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survives mustard gas and pepper spray attacks?

A seasoned veteran.

What did the soldier use to season his fries?

A salt rifle.