Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*
She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me... lie to me!"
ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.
Answer(/s "Someone who lays awake all night wondering if there really is a dog")
A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.
Pick a cod, any cod!
Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.
March Fourth
You can make soldiers out of toast!
