Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the mailman ask his girlfriend?

Will you envelope with me? (I know its Corny, but it makes me chuckle.)

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you get the man who has everything?

Antibiotics

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.