Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How do you turn a duck into a popular soul singer?

Stick it in microwave and turn it on until it's Bill Withers.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it?

Envelope.

What begins with E, ends with E, and has one letter?

Envelope

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

What kinds of vegetables did Ghandi prefer?

Peace and carrots... Thought this up at work today. I'm sure it's been done before but it made me chuckle...

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Where my single ladies at?

Drunk responses* This one's for you *turns off music, serious tone* This is a bad place to meet men

Whats the name of a bodybuilder whose a fan of the X-Men?

Huge Jackman

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd

What's the difference between Helen Keller and Susan B. Anthony?

One doesn't know her place, the other can't find it.