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What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does a man on a moon get his haircut?

Eclipse it.

Why do Men find it hard to make eye contact?

Breasts don't have eyes.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What did the neckbeard say while giving the eulogy for his extremely flatulent friend?

Rip in peace

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why do the Germans use commas in place of decimal points?

Because it makes 6,000,000 seem like a much smaller number.

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?

An envelope!