Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why do countries "cut ties" when things get tense?

So weird having men walk around in suits and half ties.

How can a man go eight days without sleep?

No problem, He sleeps at night.

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

What do you call a monkey holding a stick of dynamite?

A Baboom!

What kind of birds stick together?

Vel-crows

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?

Any place without a drive-up window.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.