Hmath Jokes

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

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What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

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Stick Jokes More Stick Jokes

Why was Edward stuck at the Russian airport?

Because he was Snowden.

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

Envelope Jokes More Envelope Jokes

What starts with "E" and has only one letter in it?

Envelope!

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Devil Egg Jokes More Devil Egg Jokes

What did the naughty rabbit leave for Easter?

Deviled eggs!

What did the wicked chicken lay?

A deviled egg. Hmath out.

Peace Jokes More Peace Jokes

Why can't there ever be peace in the Middle East?

We can't even get FIVE DENTISTS to agree on a toothpaste. That's why.

What is the opposite of peace?

Is the question.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What is Facebook?

Its a Place where Boy posts a JOKE and Gets no Response & If a Girl Posts the same JOKE, She gets Hundreds of likes, comments and Friend Requests and Lots of PM's.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

To stamp out forest fires.

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.