Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
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Two-one to shoot the old bulb out and one to screw the new one in.
Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.
Nobody knows. Russian leaders don't last as long as light bulbs. A: None the old bulb is just suffering from a cold.