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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many egocentrics does it take to change a light-bulb?

Me, and only me!

Why does it take *two* premenstrual women to change a light bulb?

BECAUSE!!

Depend Jokes More Depend Jokes

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends

How many Crusaders does it take to change a light bulb?

It depends on Deus Voltage

Lawyer Jokes More Lawyer Jokes

What do you call the amount of time it takes to win an argument with a lawyer?

An attornity.

Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep?

Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul.

Plant Jokes More Plant Jokes

What did one plant say to the other plant that was annoying him?

Please leaf me alone! Or I'll tell my mom, and you'll get in trouble.

What do you call a plant and sock hybrid?

A sockluent

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

When a cop pulls you over and asks, "Papers?

Answer "Scissors." then drive away..

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.