Mlk Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Why did Elvis' mom get mad when people called him "Elvis the pelvis"?

Because he had a brother named Enos.

How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

Want to hear a joke about construction?

Nah, I'm still working on it.

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?

Because he sleeps on a waterbed!

What's a poor person favorite meal?

Sleep.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....

What's a gambler's favorite time of day?

10 to 1.

Dream Jokes More Dream Jokes

What do Palestinian children dream of becoming when they grow up?

Old

What kind of dreams do dustmites have?

Mitemares

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

What do call an old man that asks questions?

Pop Quiz

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?

One has a long smeller the other a loud yeller!

What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.