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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's Day?

Everyone WANTS to be Irish on st Patrick's day.

Easy Way Jokes More Easy Way Jokes

What is the easiest way for a stressed astronaut to unwind and decompress?

By opening the door.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

K9 Jokes More K9 Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

Why do we call dogs, K-9?

Because K-10 is for cats.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?

A new bar

What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One less drunk.

Tennessee Jokes More Tennessee Jokes

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's black and got ten arms?

I've got no idea, but it probably can pick cotton like hell.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What did the Chinese man say when he found out his mother died?

I can't bereave it!

K9 Unit Jokes More K9 Unit Jokes

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.