Mlk Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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Why Latvian man did cross road?

Man have no chicken. All animals are die in famine. Man cross to look for potato. No potato.

Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

What do you get if 2 black men sleep in a sleeping bag?

A twix bar

Plan Jokes More Plan Jokes

What's being in love feel like?

You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.

Why is moving to Canada always plan B?

Canada deserves to be plan eh.

Condense Jokes More Condense Jokes

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

What do you call a condensed version of the history of ISIS?

CaliphNotes!

Cream Jokes More Cream Jokes

What's the difference between your boyfriend and whipped cream?

The cream

What's the best kind of cream......to get rid of spots and bug bites?

Creamation.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

How did Captain Hook die?

Jock itch.

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day?

Deja Moo!

What's Jared Fogle's favorite time of day?

When the big hand touches the little one

Tennessee Jokes More Tennessee Jokes

What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

What did Tennessee?

The same thing Arkansas