Mlk Jokes

What did MLK say to the fishmonger?

I have a bream.

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What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian?

One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!

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What does a Texas tornado and a Tennessee divorce have in common?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

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They all died in Tennessee

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Why did Lucy fall off the monkey bars?

She's got no arms Me: Knock Knock Them: Whose there Me: Not Lucy.

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

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Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

When someone asks, "How are you?

I say, "5-7-8-3" because they don't care how I am & saying my ATM Code out loud helps me memorize it.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a kid with no arms and legs playing baseball?

2nd base.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in.

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What do you call a plan to exterminate Hipsters?

The Vinyl solution.

How does a man show he's planning for the future?

He buys two cases of beer instead of one.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the difference between mlk day and St. Patrick's day?

Everyone WANTS to be irish on st Patrick's day.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

What meds are you on?

I want some.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

One, but the light bulb has to *want* to be screwed in.