Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!
Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too
White
On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.
Mlk
They're both terrible without cream.
Put 2 Amoonguss' in the daycare.
One minds the train the other trains the mind.
It's like dating someone with low self-esteem.
Because it only ate condensed milk!
Asking for a friend..
He shrugged and said, "I've got asparagus."
Jock itch.
There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.
Because no one wants them.
St. Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish.
Counterfitz