Mlk Jokes

What Did MLK Say When Asked If He Suffered From Jock Itch?

I have a cream.

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What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

What are you planning on doing on MLK day?

Her: I plan on sleeping all day Me: ...Why Her: I want to have dreams too

What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common?

They all died in Tennessee

What would MLK be if he was alive?

White

What's the difference between MLK day and St. Patty's day?

On St Patty's day everyone wants to be Irish.

What's the easiest way to condense milk?

Mlk

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A dogtor.

What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

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How does a woman show she's planning for the future?

Plastic Surgery.

What are your plans for Easter?

Husband: Same as Jesus.. Wife: What do you mean Husband:I will disappear on Friday and reappear on Monday!!

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A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

What is it called when a cow is unwillingly milked?

Moo**lestation

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What do you call people who pretend to be Irish on St. Patrick's Day?

Counterfitz

What's the difference between MLK day and St Patrick's day?

Nobody minds being Irish for one day!!!!

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What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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What has four legs and one arm?

A K-9 unit on MLK Boulevard

What do you call the medic in a K9 unit?

A dogtor.

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What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

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What has got four legs and an arm?

A Rottweiler in a playground.

What does an octopus wear on a cold day?

A coat of arms!