How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

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What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

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Ever wondered why bees hum?

It's because they don't know the words.

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What kind of peanuts get warts?

Planters.

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How do you say the word "peanuts" *without* the letter "t"?

Think about it.

Why is the letter "t" so important to a stick insect?

Without it would be a sick insect.