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Puerto Rican Jokes

What did the Puerto Rican dish say when he lost his Android?

Where'd mofongo?

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What is the Puerto Rican national anthem?

Row row row your boat

Why is there so little Puerto Rican literature?

Because the spray paint can wasn't invented until 1949.

How do you know if someone is Puerto Rican?

They tell you.