What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why shouldn't you burn scented candles inside of a Buddhist shrine?

Because doing so would be incense-itive!

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

House Jokes More House Jokes

How does an Eskimo build his house?

Igloos it together.

Where can I donate to the American Red Cross?

I would like to help with house #7.