What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

What happened when the shoe factory burned down?

500 soles were lost.

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

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What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!