What if my house burns down
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
Black mail.
Say "No. That's my dad." Then storm off.
Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?
Get off me holmes!
Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.