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What if I see a puppy?

What if my house burns down

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do you call a politician in a house fire?

Burning Sanders!

What do a burnt pizza and a pregnant woman have in common?

The guy didn't pull it out fast enough!

Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

How about an office party?

ME: crosses out "replace coworkers with puppies" I guess

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.