What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

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Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

Why are south Italian men so small?

Because when they are kids their mothers always tell them: "If you grow up you have to work" *Translated from Italian hope it makes as much sense as there

What do you call a crew of handsome Italian astronauts?

Fine specimens.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

How would you like to make a donation to our local orphanage?

Dad: yea sure yells up to me son, you live with this guy now!

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman?

Two abominable snowballs

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.