What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

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How many retarded Italian gardeners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One but don't expect results.

What do you call an Italian with no hands?

Mute

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When a guy yells out, "Linda why didn't you give your mom any grandkids?

She yelled back, "Because I swallowed them all!"

How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

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What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What did the Italian bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti