What did the Italian Bigfoot say when someone yelled, "Hey Abominable Snowman, are you ready to go?

Not-a-Yeti

Previous Random Joke Next

Italian Jokes More Italian Jokes

How did the Italian die?

Talking while driving.

Why are so many Italians named Tony?

Because when they immigrated from Italy, customs stuck a label on their lapel reading ToN.Y.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What do you yell when a woman falls of a boat?

Full speed ahead

What did Matthew McConaughey yell at the drive that was about to miss his turn?

A right a right a right!

Yeti Jokes More Yeti Jokes

What did the natives say when they discovered a Yeti living amongst them in their village?

Inuit.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

Abominable Snowman Jokes More Abominable Snowman Jokes

What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the abominable snowman?

A jumbo yeti.