Mallard Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

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How do you make Ben Carson yell?

Watch a movie with him.

What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What do the cristae of the mitochondria and the Mexican border have in common?

Depending what you're charged with can really effect how easily you're getting across.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease does a married man have?

Onejina

Which disease do hobbits fear the most?

The Bilbonic plague.

Potato Jokes More Potato Jokes

What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is the chupacabra's breakfast of choice?

Goatmeal.

How about that airline food?

They give you two choices but their always out of one.

Medium Jokes More Medium Jokes

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

Why did the medium cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

How do ducks pay off loans?

With their bills!

What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack