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Mallard Jokes

What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

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What is the media of choice for the mallard?

Lololololololol-- --lololololol

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Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

Yell Jokes More Yell Jokes

What did the Mexican carpeting salesman yell to promote his business?

Underlay! Underlay!

Why are the mountains in Switzerland called "the Alps"?

Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!

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How can you tell if a potato is baked?

It's are all red and glossy.

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease do horses fear most?

Hay Fever!

What disease do police give black people?

Glock coma

Effect Jokes More Effect Jokes

What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What effect does global warming have on Pennsylvania?

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Choice Jokes More Choice Jokes

What is a Norweigan's compact car of choice?

A Fjord Fjocus.

What's a bear's preferred weapon of choice?

A Grrrrrrrrrrrnade!