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What disease does a married man have?

Onejina

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Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

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What disease do neckbeard mosquitos give you?

M'laria.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y