What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why do ducks have flat feet?

So they can stamp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? So they can stamp out flaming ducks.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

When I was young I wanted to date a doctor for money. Can you believe how superficial I was?

Now I would date him for the prescriptions.

What kind of doctors are like spiders?

Spin doctors!