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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Why don't ducks have teeth?

Too much quack.

Why do ducks make the best detectives?

They always quack the case

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What did the doctor say to the Mesothelioma patient?

There's not much I can do, but I'll do asbestos I can!

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.