What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other?

There are more ducks on that side.

How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

Why was the doctor annoyed?

Because he didn't have any patients.