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What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

Why shouldn't you invite a duck to go out drinking?

Because it would be a party fowl.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

She asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.