What does a duck say when it goes to the doctor?

Quack

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What do you do when a bird attacks you?

Duck.

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why did the dog go to the doctor after a tomato fell on his head?

The tomato was in a can.