Watch a movie with him.
He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.
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The climax.
An AK-47." "No next to that." "A bag of cheetos." "You can't bring that into the movie."
Three; one to drop the bulb and two to yell "pick it up pick it up!"
Sneak up behind it and yell BOO BEE!
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