Pillow fight!
Pillow fight.
A pillow fight
A tyre (attire)
Attire.
Motorist: The light just turned yellow.
Because when people fall off of 'em, they yell AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLPPPP!!!!!!!!
Because it was ripped.
Gingerbread
He has two clean fingers.
Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.
One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.