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Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why did Microsoft go straight from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

BECAUSE SEVEN ATE NINE *drops mic*

What's the difference between windows 10 and the world's biggest virus?

The Logo.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What has 6 legs and goes "Ho da do, Ho da do Ho da do?

Hodor?

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Australia and Yogurt?

Culture

What is the difference between a refrigerator and a one foot tall man painting the side of a house?

On a quantum level, there is no difference.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.