Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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What is worse than a dead baby in a garbage bag?

A dead baby in two garbage bags.

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Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

Why do black people put their garbage in clear trash bags?

So the Mexicans can window shop.

Why was the pig happy when reviewers criticized his story?

Because they called it garbage.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

Why was the 6 month old Nigerian unhappy?

He was having a mid life crisis.

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How many homeless people does it take to screw a light bulb?

Does anyone know of any good jokes about homeless people.?

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

How do you cure a headache?

Put your head through a window and the pane will just disappear!

What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

What's the difference between a 6 month old and a 20 year old?

About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon?

Well the first noticeable difference is that the watermelon tastes better.

How do you paint a wall with dead babies?

It depends how hard you throw them.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why was 6 afraid of 11?

Because 11 snaps people's necks with her mind.

What 6 things would you want on a deserted island?

Me: 1) You-- 10YO: Seriously Why would you drag me into that