Garbage Bag Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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Black People Jokes More Black People Jokes

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

What do you call a seven course Irish meal?

A 6-pack and a potato.

Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

How was I supposed to know they meant combined?

They really look like adults, especially the 20-years old

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scot?

One says "hey, you, get off of my cloud", and the other says "hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe".

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

6 Month Old Jokes More 6 Month Old Jokes

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

How do you offend homeless people?

By telling them knock knock jokes!