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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

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About 6 garbage bags and 30 gallons of formaldehyde.

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Because size matters.

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6

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What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a dead baby with a yeast infection?

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What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight.

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

Where did William Tell take his garbage?

To the dump, to the dump, to the dump, dump, dump!

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What's the same about nail care and black people?

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What do black people drink during the Holiday Season?

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Pillow Fight Jokes More Pillow Fight Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with garbage bags?

A Pillow Fight

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction?

There's only one Bender in Futurama