Garbage Bag Jokes

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Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Homeless People Jokes More Homeless People Jokes

What do you call two homeless people hitting each other with pieces of cardboard?

A pillow fight

What do homeless people get for Christmas?

Hypothermia.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican-American say when two houses landed on him?

Get off me holmes!

What do Mexicans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

6 Jokes More 6 Jokes

Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?

He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.

Why is 6 afraid of 9 on New Years Eve?

Because 9, 8, 7....

Dead Baby Jokes More Dead Baby Jokes

What is the difference between sack of dead babys and Ferrari?

I don't have Ferrari in my garage.

Window Jokes More Window Jokes

Why does a farmer look out of his window in the morning?

Because he can't see through the wall.

Why did microsoft go directly to windows 10?

Because windows 7 8 9

Formaldehyde Jokes More Formaldehyde Jokes

What gas is best dressed at a dinner party?

Formaldehyde

20 Year Old Jokes More 20 Year Old Jokes

What do you get if you cross a 20-year-old man, and 37 steak knives?

25 years in prison

What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.