Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians cure constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How does a conceptual artist change a light bulb?

He calls it a work of art.

What do you call a bell which doesn't do it's work?

A rebell

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How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

Why is Math always sad?

Because it has too many problems.

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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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What do you call a math teacher in an anime?

Sin Pi

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.