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How did the constipated mathematician solve his problem?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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How bad is it when a nations power crisis can only be solved by a couple of hydroelectric plants?

Two dam bad! (OC!)

How do mathematicians solve constipation?

They just work it out with a pencil!

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What's the worst part about a potato famine?

You can't get to the root of the problem.

What is the worst type of doctor you can be?

Gynecologist - because in the hole that the whole world is looking for pleasure, he's looking for problems.