What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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How do mathematicians deal with constipation?

They work it out with a pencil.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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Why did the gamer start working out?

He wanted to finally get respecced.

What do you call a utility knife that doesn't work?

A futility knife.

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What does a mathematics professor do when he is constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.