What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp

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What's the worst part about working in a glory hole?

You only get paid in tips.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil

What laxative did the constipated man ask for?

Poop-ease