What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

What did one pencil say to the other?

2B or not 2B?

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What did the buffalo say to his boy before leaving for work?

Bye, son.

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the Shrek accent to work.

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How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Why the carpenter is always constipated?

Because his stool so hard!