Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Why can't Nietzsche use pencils?

Because they're all pointless

What does a mathematician do when they have constipation....?

They work it out with a pencil!

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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A Friar

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

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Because they can never be a part of the solution.

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Why was the accountant constipated?

He couldn't budget.

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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He works them out with a pencil.