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What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What do you call someone who hates pencils?

Erracist

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why did the man quit working at the cemetery?

It was hard to make a living.

Why don't women work as long and as hard as men in the office?

They do it right first time.

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What do you call a constipated mason?

A brick-layer.

What do mathmeticians do when they are constipated?

Work it out with a pencil