Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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Pencil Jokes More Pencil Jokes

What did the pencil say?

Nevermind, it's pointless.

Where do pens and pencils go on vacation?

Pennsylvania

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What were the 2 doctors who worked with Schrodinger called?

A *paradox.*

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What did the maths homework website say to the geometry website?

Boy do we have problems.

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Constipate Jokes More Constipate Jokes

What did the constipated mathematician do?

He worked it out with a pencil.

What does a novice woodworker have in common with a constipated woodworker?

In the end, both are lucky to produce a stool.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.