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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

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Whats the best time to go to the dentist?

4:30pm It let's you out of work a bit early with a valid excuse

How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

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Why can't atheists solve quadratic equations?

They don't believe in higher powers.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.