What is Tom's favorite kind of joyride?

A cruise

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What did the banana say to the elephant?

Nick: I don't know. Tom: Nothing. Bananas can't talk.

What kind of joke do peeping Toms like?

In-ya-window

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Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

It was all-oink-lusive.

What airline allows you to pee in cruise?

Wizz Air