Hold On, Not Done Accelerating.
Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!
9.81 m/s2
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
He forgot his head and shoulders.
Because he nuts and bolts.
I can't stand being in this
I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.
Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.
Whole milk.
A radish
Woman: "When I asked him what he was doing out there, he said 'I was trying to get a Pikachu'".
Did you order any furniture?" "No. Why?" asked the other. "Cause there's two nuts out there trying to deliver an organ."
A DOH-berman!
The dog knows when to stop scratching.
A Suhhh Dude
Seth Rollins with a chair
On all conditions) Because their drivers keep crashing.
Imsosaurus!