What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

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What's the difference between dead animals on the road and dead lawyers on the road?

Dead animals have skid marks AROUND them

What's the difference between 'Oh' and 'Oooh'?

About three inches

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What do you get if you cross a duck with an avocado?

Quackamole

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.