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What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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What do you call a race where all the runners have no legs?

An arms race.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in a high school?

Names

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What's the difference between a Chemist and a Plumber?

The way they pronounce "unionized"

What's the difference between redneck newlyweds and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

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What are you on?

I said to him. "Quack" said the duck.

How can you tell if a duck has soul?

If it's bill withers!