What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

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How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What is the difference between a blonde in a church and a blonde in the bath tub?

One has hope in her soul...

What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

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Why did the duck leave his flock?

Because he wanted to be a-loone.

Why did the duck go to the basketball game?

He heard the ref was blowing fouls!