Whats the difference between a duck?

One foots both the same!

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Whats the worst part about dumping a Japanese girl?

Having to drop the bomb on them twice before they get it.

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

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Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Because then it would be a foot..

Why did the leper crash his car?

He left his foot on the accelerator.