How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the farmer's house catch on fire?

He left his home on the range.

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!