How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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What do you call a pirate who intentionally sets a fire at sea?

An arrrrrsonist. Thank you. I'll be here all week.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Because he kept quacking all the eggs!

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Why do some loudspeakers have holes?

For the pleasure of the audiophiles.

Why did the golfer take a spare pair of trousers with him?

Incase he got a hole in one!