How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.

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What's worse than finding a hole in your condom?

Finding a condom in your hole!

Why did the golfer wear two pants?

He got a hole in one