What's David Cameron's favourite Shakespeare play?

Hamlet.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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What did Hamlet say to his cat?

Get thee to a nyanery!

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Where do David Cameron and his party meet?

In the Conservatory!