Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Why don't blind people like to skydive?

Because it scares the dog.

How do people in Iowa get elections?

By watching corn!

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

How do you make a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven at three fifty tree fiddy until it's Bill Withers. Edit:summoning happened.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What's slimy, long and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Henry Viii Jokes More Henry Viii Jokes

Why did Henry VIII have so many wives?

He liked to chop and change!

Why was the ghost of Anne Boleyn always running after the ghost of Henry VIII?

She was trying to get ahead!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you have in a room full of tweakers?

A full set of teeth.

How do you know when Santa's in the room?

You can sense his presents.

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!