Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn) I made this joke up and am very proud of it

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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Chop Jokes More Chop Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a onion?

No one cries when you chop up the baby.

What did Napoleon say about the chopped up body?

I wanna Bone a part

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

What did the duck say to the cashier after buying some red lipstick?

Just put it on my bill

What is the difference between a horse and a duck?

One goes quick and the other goes quack!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What did grandpa say before he kicked the bucket?

How far do you think i can kick this bucket Also, Why did the chicken cross the road He was in the bucket(/spoiler)

What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

Execute Jokes More Execute Jokes

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

What was the REAL reason Harambe was executed?

He found Hillary's emails

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do you get a frog out of a paper bag?

Ripit

What did Kermit the Frog say at Jim Henson's funeral?

Nothing.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What color do you think Eddie Smurphy was?

Blue, you racists

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

What's Kermit the Frog's favorite song?

Whib It" by Devo.