Henry Jokes

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

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What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the VIII have in common?

Same middle name.

Why do people think Henry the Sixth was a Norseman?

Because he was a VI KING.

What did Alyssa the duck say to Henry the beaver?

Quack quack!

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

What do Kermit the Frog and Henry the Eighth have in common?

They share the same middle name.

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What is it good for?

Some people say "nothing", but my stock portfolio's looking promising.

Why don't people tell jokes about the Reverend Jim Jones?

The punchline is too long.

Vehicle Jokes More Vehicle Jokes

What's Mitt Romney's favorite make of vehicle?

A Mack truck, because it already has a little dog on top.

What do you call a skinned, animal-throwrug for your vehicle?

A carpet.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

Which wiki do dyslexic pastry chefs claim to be trying to visit before getting arrested?

Www.filopedia.org

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Who invented fractions?

Henry the 1/8

How did Al Gore invent the Internet?

With Al-Gore-rithims

Reload Jokes More Reload Jokes

What is the difference between a corrupt cop and a disposable camera?

A disposable camera doesn't have to reload 3 times to take 30 shots.

Why did the man keep reloading the picture of the candy cane at the potluck?

He was in charge of refresh mints.

Kermit Jokes More Kermit Jokes

What do you call Kanye dressed as Kermit?

I don't know, but it's not Yeezy being green.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

Correct Jokes More Correct Jokes

Who corrects Santa's grammar?

A subordinate Clause.

What is the saddest thing in you're life?

That you clicked on this link only to correct my grammer....

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

Why don't they use Macs/iPads in hospitals?

Because using an Apple a day keeps the doctors away.

Why was the doctor forced to leave work early?

The hospital ran all out of patience