What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you call a neurotic octopus?

A crazy mixed-up squid.

What do you get when you mix human DNA with goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

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What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What do an elephant and an apricot have in common?

They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot.

How did the elephant get out of the river?

Wet

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!