What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix a pickle and a deer?

A dilldoe

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What do you call a rhinoceros crossed with an elephant?

El' if I know.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.