What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What is the main difference between existentialism and nihilism?

Who knows? Who cares?

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

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What is a Snake in a Cage?

The tale of a rat.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.