What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

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What is stronger an elephant or a snail?

A snail because it carries it's house an elephant just carries its trunk!

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Stuck

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.