What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

What do you get when you mix castor oil with holy water?

A religious movement.

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What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.