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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus and a Mexican?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

Why did the German get their tailor and their barber mixed up?

They call their tailor Herr Dresser

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What kind of elephants live in Antartica?

Cold ones!

What grey has a wand huge wings and gives money to elephants?

The tusk fairy!

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What did the mouse say when his cheese was stolen?

Rats!

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.