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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie Sanders

What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

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What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

What are the three types of men?

The handsome the caring and the majority.

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Why did the elephant paint his balls green?

To hide in avocado trees.. How did Tarzan die? Answer: Picking avocados

What do an elephant and a Porsche 911 have in common?

They both have their trunks in the front.

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What do you call ratting out the President's daughter for smoking weed?

High treason.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!