What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

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What's stronger, fifty watts of sound or fifty watts of light?

I don't care but would you please stop screaming, turning the lights on and off.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.