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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

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Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?

The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

Care Jokes More Care Jokes

What does the H. in Jesus H. Christ stand for?

Hallmark. God cares enough to send the very best.

What do call someone who takes care of reindeer and really enjoys it?

A Jolly Rancher.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What is the biggest ant in the world?

An elephant!

What do you call an elephant with a poor memory?

A bold and innovative departure from the hackneyed stereotypes that all too often dominate the joke-telling industry.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

Why is a rat when it spins?

The higher it flies, the much.