It over-swept
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
The deputy head!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Because they can't spell "read it".
Bison.
Spelling!
Because they live in schools!
It was a high school.
I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.
Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.
Stay out of parms way.
The Boolean.
Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.
He couldn't decide what font to use.
When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me".
They both want to pull 1 over on you.
He wanted to be a parrot trooper!
June, July, and August.
A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.
And it answers, "I'm here! Under your jacket!"
What did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp
