Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Bison.
Student: "By staying home"
The cannibus
The Apey-cees!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
It over-swept
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
The deputy head!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Because they can't spell "read it".
Spelling!
Because they live in schools!
USB
Doctor: "I'm afraid she's critical". Me: "Oh, you get used to that...".
She forgot to use Spell Check.
Flip it over
Two, but I don't know how they'll fit inside the bulb
Neighbor!
I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Because he tasted funny.
Women: It started after work 2 days ago at 7pm. Men: I think it started in the 90's.
An envelope!
I don't know man, I just fly the drone
A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.
Stay in school and keep up with current affairs.
He has rust issues.
