Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
He took his icicle
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
At a school for higher loining.
By octobus!
Full Marx
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
When it's being built!
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Bison.
Student: "By staying home"
The cannibus
The Apey-cees!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
It over-swept
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
The deputy head!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Because they always bombed their tests.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Because they can't spell "read it".
Spelling!
Because they live in schools!
They both spit.
Just seems weird that there are that many dudes who salivate at the sight of a wiener.
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!
Math teachers, because every student counts.
Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."
Lololololololol-- --lololololol
Can I have fries with that please?
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
They have no hands to knock on the door.
Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal.
House prices down
Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place.
Don't worry, they'll let you know.
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
