Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
He took his icicle
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
At a school for higher loining.
By octobus!
Full Marx
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
When it's being built!
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Bison.
Student: "By staying home"
The cannibus
The Apey-cees!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
It over-swept
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
The deputy head!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Because they always bombed their tests.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Because they can't spell "read it".
Spelling!
Because they live in schools!
A crowbar.
Because he'd already done the sharps and flats.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
She probably gets royalties
So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")
What would I know, I am just a drone pilot.
A school shooter
It was part of the school's anti Boolean campaign.
They were both driving their cars at the time!
BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
Cancer
Because people get all up in his grill.
Student: A teacher!
Hives.
A bee flying backwards!
