Really tough, dad." They're calling you Hannah Banana, aren't they "No-" WHY THE HELL NOT
Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!
Mark: We played a guessing game. Mom: But I thought you were having a math exam Mark: That's right.
The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.
He took his icicle
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
At a school for higher loining.
By octobus!
Full Marx
Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends
Because there were too many rulers in school!
Daughter: Well the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
When it's being built!
T: How's my kid doing in school I hate parrot teacher conferences
History. Because history has always been written by wieners.
Bison.
Student: "By staying home"
The cannibus
The Apey-cees!
He brought it to school and said 'An Ape-lle for the teacher!'
It over-swept
It's terrible, we have to do all the work, but the teachers get paid.
The deputy head!
Chemistry, because he knows a lot about bonds!
Because they always bombed their tests.
5-year-old: Long. Me: I'm sure tomorrow will be better. 5-year-old: Wait, I have to go back
Sounds like he had already done the... time
Because they can't spell "read it".
Spelling!
Because they live in schools!
One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"
Cancer
Jill: I don't know. Janet: I'm glad I didn't send you to pick up my birthday cake!
I wouldn't fit through the door.
One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.
You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.
They're not allowed to run in the halls.
Hey man! Who do you know here? This is a Brothers only party!
A human.
They were trying to keep their German market.
I'm trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!
Bee bee c one!
Honeycombs!
A PDF file.
He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
